The Buy Nothing Day is on Saturday. Cryptic is celebrating the holiday by letting you play Champions Online for free this weekend.
Basically, you have these options:

Celebrate Buy Nothing Day and have a great time in a world of super heroes
Protest against the holiday by wasting your time in crowded cold rainy streets to buy some [...]

Tiny miss Trisenox has no chance at all against the big girls. At a mere 142 cm, the carnival girls can do whatever they want to her.